I am so thrilled that my latest piece just came out on @momsdonthavetimetowrite yesterday. A big thank you to Zibby Owensand the whole MDHTTW crew for polishing up my sexy little tale and putting a GIANT smile on my face and hopefully on yours! The following story is a work of fiction inspired by hysterical conversations I have had through the years with fellow moms AND dads. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐮𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐮𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬! You are about to read a husband and wife scenario playing out. However, this rendering is not limited to female “moms” alone. Gender truly doesn’t matter in either role. 𝐈𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐞𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞. However, there is always one person in a relationship that can bring the spontaneous side out of the other during an inopportune time. 𝐈 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬. 𝐋𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬. If you could only see the many versions of this I played around with😂😂!